As a result of my room mates’ nightly adventures in the city I’ve had the mos bizarre morning during this year we’ve been living together… I woke up early, as I usually do. One of my room mates was sleeping next to me, which I actually remember giving permission to, so that was all fine. Harder was to figure out why he’d want to sleep in my bed in the first place. Oh well, I walked into the living room to turn on my computer when I saw that someone had been redecorating. There’s now a street sign on the wall. I accepted it as something fairly normal - we usually get involved in shit like this. When I was about to step outside on the balcony I noticed a lot of mud on the floor. That actually annoyed me a little because I hate dirt and messy. I decided to write an angry post-it to them about it, but then I looked outside and I saw something that just made me laugh. They had stolen another street sign, but with the pole still attached and shit! All this and hundreds of beer cans and noodle rests everywhere. I was like “no please, how goddamn crazy are these people” and decided to not give a single fuck this day.